Seriously, though, apparently there really are cat agility competitions! It doesn't look like its been updated lately, but the Cat Fanciers' Association has a cat agility page, and according to his video, there's a competition in San Diego this weekend!
P.S. Any of you Cuteheads in San Diego and going to that? I'd love to hear about it... and see pictures! Let me know if you go!
Thanks to Cute's friend @Quadpawd and his mom for sharing this cat agility training video with us!