Every single morning, Pimp gets on the bathroom counter to be a part of the getting-ready-for-work routine. He likes to snoopervise.
I brush my teeth, wash my face, put on my makeup... all that good stuff. And he lounges on the counter, waiting patiently for his turn with the faucet.
All that is fine and normal, but the pillow he uses during all this is not really normal.
|I'm snuggling with the mouthwash. It's comfy. Trust me.|
I don't know why he loves the mouthwash so. He doesn't care about anything else on the counter. Silly Pimp!