The formula to calculate your pet tax refund is perfect and priceless, even figuring in a "Snookums Tax" (the number of nicknames you have for your pet) and a "Piranha Credit" for the number of other household pets your pet has destroyed (if lizards and bugs were considered household pets, Pimp would make me a millionaire!).
I so wish this was real. I filled it out for fun and, according to my calculations, I should be getting a $6,290 refund...
(Click on the form to make it bigger.)
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Tony Mazer would love this. I'm going to put this in my tax pile for him.
ReplyDeleteOH! Now that's funny... I'll throw it in my pile, too.
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