Nov 17, 2008

Finally! A Tax Break for Pet Owners

I got this in an email last week and it just cracked me right up.

The formula to calculate your pet tax refund is perfect and priceless, even figuring in a "Snookums Tax" (the number of nicknames you have for your pet) and a "Piranha Credit" for the number of other household pets your pet has destroyed (if lizards and bugs were considered household pets, Pimp would make me a millionaire!).

I so wish this was real. I filled it out for fun and, according to my calculations, I should be getting a $6,290 refund...

(Click on the form to make it bigger.)


  1. Tony Mazer would love this. I'm going to put this in my tax pile for him.

  2. OH! Now that's funny... I'll throw it in my pile, too.


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