Happy Two Cats Tuesday, Cuteheads! Today is not for the faint of heart. Moo is not allowed on my desk right now, and I'm about to show you why.
There I was happily Facebooking, when Moo came up like he always does for a cuddle. He likes to throw himself over my shoulder, so his head is behind me and his back legs are on the desk, his tail and butt by my face. Cats.
Fine. I like to pet him while he does this because, let's face it, it's pretty cute. He's kind of my reverse parrot.
So I was petting him and he was nuzzling my cheek, when all of the sudden...
What's all over my screen, you ask?
I don't have the answer to that. All I know is that it came out of MOO'S BUTT. And it went all the way from his butt at least 10 inches to splatter on my screen.
REALLY MOO? REALLY?!
This has never happened before. Usually he uses the computer with me much like the latest Simon's Cat video, but this is a new situation. One that I hope I never have to deal with again.
And now I'm looking at him like, "Do you do this in other places and I don't notice?" Surely I'd notice. Our furniture, carpet and my skin is light. I'd notice poo splashes, right? Right?!
Needless to say, he's on desk Time Out for a bit. Pimp, however, he's cool. He'd never do something like this.