You know, this one?
Well, it's all a lie. He is not sweet and adorable... He is really a bully!
OK, maybe not all the time. But believe it or not, he does not spend all his time cuddled in my lap looking lovingly into my eyes.
This is what he does all day:
Oh, are you trying to relax in that chair? NO RELAXING FOR YOU.
That's what he does. Pimp gets comfortable and Moo has to go invade his space and swat or bat him until he moves. It's not like Moo even wants that chair, he just doesn't want Pimp in it.
Lucky for Pimp, there are plenty of other chairs to pick from.