How to Win at Toy Crane Machines

We all know they're rigged. The cute little pink elephant you want is stuffed just so, making it so that no matter how many quarters or tokens you feed the thing, that crane will always almost pick it up. And then you feel like you have to stuff another quarter in because, hey, you were this close and surely you'll get it the next time!

Well, for all of you out there who never get did get that cute little pink elephant, allow this child to show you how it's really done.