I would give him green beans -- which he could share with his friends, of course -- and a nice place to sleep and eat, and probably a comfy hammock...
Seriously. These sloths are some of the cutest animals I've ever seen! (They kind of remind me of the ticklish little Loris, you think?)
Thanks to Cute's friend (and favorite artist!) BZTAT for sharing this cute sloth video!
P.S. We have a winner for our Cats Against Clay T-shirt giveaway contest! Concats to Fisher of Ask-Fisher.com who won the fabulous T-shirt for his person!